Ok let's be honest (and just FYI I tried it in every single angle and shot known to a narcissistic amateur professional selfie photographer like myself) There is no freakin way you can make wearing an avocado/mudmask sexy...unless you're in a thong. I DO look smokin hot in those shots. god im obnoxious... It's the hair! It's got my ego all inflated!!! every time Rick wellman does my hair I leave melville salons feeling like god's gift to men....Nay....god's gift to the world! No but on a serious note EVERY woman deserves to feel beautiful and sexy. Find something that makes you feel good about yourself and use it to fall inlove with yourself everyday. for me, working out everyday knowing i'm making my body strong and fit makes me feel powerful. Getting my hair done at Melville salon makes me feel sexy...like a little princess. taking care of my skin makes me feel refreshed,energetic and excited to face my day. Dote on yourself. only side effect is an inflated ego but if you're not a dick you know how to keep that in check lol
anyway back to what I was saying. Let me rephrase. There is no way you can make wearing an avocado mask or mudmask sexy with clothes ON. but in the name of soft healthy glowy skin a girl's gotta be willing to look like a hideous slimy monster for half an hour.
And since avocado mask is an everyday thing for me (mudmask once a week) I've figured out a way to make this a FUN time for myself. Aside from shamelessly addressing myself as 'avocado sexy and Ms Mudmask fierce' when it's facemask time - I turn music on loud, make myself a refreshing smoothie and jump on the bed dancing to the songs singing along like a crazy person. This morning's first song was 'Here comes my baby' by the Tremeloes
But operation avocado mask is a three song mission (you should keep it on for 8-15 minutes) so song number 2 way a long time favorite 'Do you love me' by the contours. Oh yea baby I was busting out dirty dancing moves all over my bedroom (i'm SO NOT lying). My neighbors must have pop corn out every morning watching the crazy Ethiopian with slimy green stuff on her face & big hair wilding out lol.
'Pretty fly for a white guy' by the Offspring
GIVE IT TO ME BABY!!!!
It's a silly trick that makes the self maintenance & grooming fun but it does work. Times flies, i'm in a great mood when I hit the shower preparing for my day and I FEEL good knowing i'm taking such good care of myself.
Love your body, love yourself....always.
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