visited a therapist today. mandatory appearance....i punched a big mouthed bitches teeth out at the store. She kept yappin on the phonewhile im standing RIGHT THERE ready to pay. and she had the nerve to look at me funny. yall know i blacked out.
when the cops came the girl was crying a river goig all "im getting married next week" I was like "someone is MARRYING you? i mean...are you blackmailing him into it?!?!"
that lead to even more waterworks. all that talking she was doing, aint talking now huh? i burst out laughing while in handcuffs.
..don't start shit you can't finish sweetheart. i knew she was vain. I knew that remark would hurt. But i was genuinely amused.
I mean, what kind of children would they have? she's hideous but
maybe her fiance was hot? but then why would a hot guy marry her? her pussy must be good. But how did they hook up in the first place
for him to know that? maybe he was drunk the first time? and since then they only fuck in the dark...and he'll be all 'baby its more romantic this way'
and of course she'll buy that crap but really, he's just trying not to look at her ugly face and bust a nut. Oooooh maybe he paper bags it?
Or only hits it from the back? Her face is just an outrage but her body was the shit. Maybe their future children did stand a chance....
all of this of course assuming the poor fiance was hot. Which he's probably not. Ugly marries ugly....usually.
Here is the breakdown:
ugly girl can marry a hot dude if her coochie is good...because dudes are stupid like that. OR if he's blackmailed into it.
ugly girl can marry ugly rich dude....(depends how ugly he is....ugly dudes will take anything)
ugly girl can marry HOT rich dude.....if she blackmails him into it. Or if her coochie is good. Honestly, she'd have to do some serious work for him to touch her in the first place though.
Ugly girls who THINK they're hot may genuinly bag a hot dude rich or whatevs, because self confidece is hot. But they're also extremly annoying because they'll try to step to a hot chick as if they're an equal and we're usually not cool with that. just because homie went rogue doesnt mean WE did...ya know?
ugly girl can marry ugly dude because....well cause they're both ugly. its a match made in barf heaven.
Hot girls can do whatever they want. I know this because I do what I want...because im hot. I should write a book, im fucking brilliant. I could help people.
anyway. so therapy. what a nutjob this freakshow is.
she's looking all concerned charging what...like 500 bucks a minute.
since i had to endure her psycho babble for 1 hour a week (for the next 6 weeks !!!) I wanted to have some fun with it. give her something to get excited about.
I told her im a cutter. That I have 'deep seated emotional' pain that I just can't face so instead of dealing with my emotional issues, i get violent.
I threw in a few abusive relationships ,alcoholism, and rough porn addiction to spice it up...by the end of the session the bitch was ready to cuddle me.
when she stepped out to use the rest room, I read her notes. she' written 'algolagnia' sexual satisfaction from pain....really? must have been the cutter bit that threw her in that direction.
i never suggested I enjoyed the abusive relationships so obviously she just read the books, did the years and passed the tests.
i dont have a problem with therapists. I have a problem with everyone being allowed to be one. They enjoy big words more than they enjoy actually
helping. you're trying to get inside a persons mind and help them see what makes them tick.
In my case for instance, she's trying too hard. If she was listening she'd know I was lying. I smile a little when I lie.
Im a great actress...if I wanna trick you I will. But i was open to her catching me. she just didn't. Im a narcissist and a pathological liar...nothing more to it. thats in the books too, idiot.
But she's terrbily easy to play. On second thought, this whole therapy thing could be fun. By the time im
through with her
she'll be in a straight jacked. Looks like I found my new toy
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