Bryant Park, Bette Davis, friends......and a mouse.

I have been traumatized. by a mouse.

this is what happened. Me, John & Lilly were chilling at Bryant Park watching 'Hush Hush sweet Charlotte' (Bette Davis!!) right?

THEN on our way home, we were waiting for the 7 train to take us to time square where we'd go our separate ways. aaaanyhoodles, aside from the three of us, there was a young policeman there minding his own bizwax.

SO, the three of us are cracking jokes, chatting about the movie etc when this douchebag of a mouse CHARGED at me out of nowhere making me sqeeeak like a hyena (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1rH4EdAJ7I<-----click this link if you have NO IDEA what a hyena sounds like cause i made that exact sound.....and it was SO embarrassing!) and hide behind John. The motha effin mouse was gone before anyone could spot it lol.

I was like " o my oprah! SERIOUSLY...no one saw that little fucker charge at ME?!"

Lilly and John are cracking up shaking their heads.

I was still hiding behind John clinging to him for dear life. I looked at the Policeman who was now watching and totally laughing at me too.

"officer! protect me!" I joked mortified

"from what?"

"THE MOUSE! I'd like to make a complaint. Seriously, I wanna file charges. thats like....aggravated assault or something. That mouse had a look. I need a restraining order!!!!"

Lilly, John and Police dude are laughing so hard at this point but this is what happens lol. When im nervous I start talking too much and cracking jokes.

ugggghhhh it was just awful :( but the movie was nice and I had a great time out after a loong day. It was nice to just lay out in the park after an afternoon Bikram session.

Fun times.

That effin mouse. damn.